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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

I HATE MY BLOODY BROTHER [!]
I WANT MY HANDPHONE BACK [!]
Fcukfcukfcukfcukfcukfcukfcukfcukfcuk ! URGH ! Hate him hate him hate him ! Take my handphone just like that ?! Kau pk aperh ! Funfair perh . Okayy , this is th conversation when he got home :
Brother : NURUL ! Aku nak handphone aku alek . Aku kasik kau 10 min untuk transfer sumer barang pat sim card kau .
Me : Huh ? Asal ???
Brother : Aku peh handphone rosok .
Me : Ape siaa kau ! Abe aku nak pakai handphone aperh !
Brother : Pakai handphone lamer kau arh .
Me : Aku pinjamkan kawan aku !
Brother : Uh siaper suruh kau bodoh sangat .
Me : *Cry .
Me : Abe sampai bilerh kau nak pakai ?
Brother : Handphone aku rosok , aku pakai forever arh .
Me : *Run back t room .
Hahah . Okayy . Back t scolding : Siaperh suruh kau PANDAI SANGAT gi beli CHINA peh handphone at th first place kan ! Abe aperh aku nak pakai skarang ! Babi peh abang ! URGH ! Mummy saw me cry than ask him if he make me cry than he say yes . She now knows th story & SHE IS NOT DOING ANYTYHING ??!! Omygawd , how am i gonna survive without my handphone . How is people going t contact me & how am i gonna contact peeps ! Okayy , got an extra handphone : LG . Makkkk ! Tak guner siaa . Takder camera , takder bluetooth , takder music player ! Using it ferr th time being but how long am i gonna used that stoopid useless phone ?! Aku bleh mati siaa ! Give me back my phone ! Puh-lease ! Urgh ! Not in th mood t do anythang right now , except scold him in my heart&moan all day long . He tried t crack a joke ferr me t laugh but i dont buyy that !
Brother : *Joke ; ketawer.
Brother : Ala , jangan takut larh . Aku akan beli kau handphone baru .
Me : *Walks away .
Maner kau nak dapat duet bodoh ?! Bilerh kau nak belikan ? NEXT YEAR ?! PI MAMPOS LARH . Aku nak handphone akuu ! Intended to do literature today but dah takder mood dah ! Pfft ! Makk bukan nyer tau nak uat paperh ! I hate them ! BOO ! Serious arh , i want my phone backkk ! AKU NAK HANDPHONE AKU ALEK BODOH ! =(

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